CLLAW

The Chicago League of Lady Arm Wrestlers
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Starts: 
Nov 15, 2014
Ends: 
Nov 15, 2014

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DO NOT FEAR! There are plenty of tickets available at the door tonight. We accept cash or credit, and join doors open at 10pm!

The Chicago League of Lady Arm Wrestlers (CLLAW) are excited to present to you CLLAW XX - our BIGGEST, BADDEST, MOST EXTREME CLLAW YET! Join us Saturday, November 15, 2014 at Logan Square Auditorium, 2539 N. Kedzie Ave. in Chicago.  Presented by Sideshow Theatre Company, CLLAW’s  20th match is an EPIC mark in our long history of featuring Chicago's most belligerent lady arm wrestlers decked out in over-the-top outfits with fast-talking managers, ebullient entourages and shady referees. 

Find out if CLLAW 19 champion Macho Ma'am Candy Savage will keep her title from the strong arms of Second to Nun (CLLAW 19 audience favorite!), The Doctor, Cursula, or newcomers Stone Cold Jane Austen or Rocky Balboner. 

Tickets for CLLAW XX are $10 with a cash bar available. Doors open at 10 pm with the first match beginning at 10:30 pm. All proceeds from CLLAW XX will benefit Sideshow Theatre and our partner charity, the Youth Empowerment Performance Project (YEPP). YEPP is a local non-profit that seeks a safe environment for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer youth experiencing homelessness to explore their history, investigate new ways to address their struggles and celebrate their strengths through the process of developing a theaterical performance piece.

With Master of Ceremonies Rokke L. Squelch, and a couple of questionable referees to control them, twelve not-so-lady-like ladies in outrageous costumes volunteer their time to vie for that most cherished prize – the bedazzled CLLAW gloves. Who will leverage their way up the bracket?  Or bribe their way to the top? All these questions and more will be answered, and all of Chicago is invited to bear witness.

Not content to leave the fun in the arms of its competitors, CLLAW XX gets everyone in on the action. Audience members have the opportunity to purchase CLLAWBUX, the official currency of CLLAW, throughout the night. With their CLLAWBUX, onlookers can bet on their favorite wrestlers to prevail, and maybe slip a few to the referees to even the score. All CLLAWBUX purchased also go towards fantastic raffle prizes.

  

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